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SAN BERNARDINO WXX210 HWY 330 > HIGHLAND - SBOC WXX210 HWY 330 > HIGHLAND >AGN MAP:SBO078 -TXXMAP:577 G4 >X N CENTRAL AVE/VICTORIA AVE
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[SR330 ROAD ALERT] Caltrans maintenance crews will be working with CalFire crews for brush removal, guardrail repairs, and other maintenance on State Route 330 Monday-Thursday from 8am to 3pm starting TODAY Monday, July 13. ONE WAY Traffic Control will be in effect. Motorists should EXPECT DELAYS wh

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aleon899
Jul 13 : 12:37am
I agree, but it’s good to know that if someone I cared about was in danger/missing there is a system in place. Maybe if they repeated multiple times each word/phrase before saying the next w/p it could be understood... missing missing missing 54 yr old 54 yr old... you get the gist. My worst fear came to mind Fire! Evacuate... I was ready to grab the pups & jump in the truck, then I realized I need gas! Earlier I said, I’ll get it in the am. Never put off tomorrow what you can do today. Lesson learned.

Michael G
Jul 13 : 12:15am
The Sheriffs don't realize that no one can understand what they are saying from that helicopter. I'm in Moonridge. I also thought they said "4 year old", etc. It's almost useless, expect to cause panic.

CoyotePass
Jul 13 : 12:15am
Gotta love facebook, got the 4 right missed the 50 part😄

McToddy
Jul 13 : 12:13am
Thx for the info... I was wondering what was going on while walking the dogs

aleon899
Jul 13 : 12:11am
People who called sheriff’s confirmed the following:
Missing person in Sugarloaf/ Moon ridge area.
54yr old Asian Male
Last seen upper moon ridge area with a yellow hat white shirt and blue shorts. person only speaks Korean and has medical issues. Call Sherrife if seen.
909-866-0100

CoyotePass
Jul 13 : 12:08am
They're looking for a missing 4 year old according to facebook posters.

QuantumBear
Jul 13 : 12:08am
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QuantumBear
Jul 13 : 12:03am
what's up with the chopper over moonridge using it's loud speaker

CoyotePass
Jul 13 : 12:02am
I cant make out what the helicopter over sugarloaf is saying. Anyone know what's going on?

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