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It snowed
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4 3843 Rumor Mill
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LEXOPHILIA
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How government works
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dsrtpsn
Oct 01 : 06:02am
No quakes felt here in Indio

holeinbow
Sep 30 : 09:51pm
anybody watching south park? Hysterically funny pandemic episodes...

holeinbow
Sep 30 : 09:48pm
Hey craig, getting the security certificate thing again...

SCM ALERT🚨
Sep 30 : 09:25pm
DstPsn you didn't feel the 4.9 a couple hrs ago?

dsrtpsn
Sep 30 : 09:04pm
So Far as of 9pm. no quakes felt in the Indio area by myself. My cell phone goes off a lot with each new quake, so I am aware of them constantly thou.

doo·hick·ey
Sep 30 : 08:01pm
Should move the forest closed sign again? They just move it back. Haha.
I have a plethora of giant (3-6 footers) granite boulders I could tractor down, if I had an opening dimension and permission. Hehe, too much work.. and none of my business anyway.

Rocks for sale?
"Based on national research, the average costs for landscape boulders are: Average Minimum Cost of Landscaping Boulders: $100 per ton. Average Maximum Cost of Landscaping Boulders: $600 per ton."

SCM ALERT🚨
Sep 30 : 07:24pm
[INCIDENT UPDATE]
FIRE TYPE UNKNOWN in MOUNTAIN HOME VILLAGE
E99 Has Checked The Area. RP Is Seeing Fire Well Within The El Dorado Burn. E99 Returning To Quarters.
Map, Photos, More Info: [Click Here]

KrazyKristin
Sep 30 : 07:19pm
Any updates on the Fire Type Unknown near Edison pond? I can't listen to the scanner cause our service is not strong enough right now in FF

SCM ALERT🚨
Sep 30 : 07:01pm
[FIRE DEPT DISPATCH] FIRE TYPE UNKNOWN
MOUNTAIN HOME VILLAGE 388XX VALLEY OF THE FALLS DR - MTH X ALLEN PEAK ACRD/EDISON INTAKE ACRD
E99 ME228 CALCOM FEDCOM

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SCM ALERT🚨
Sep 30 : 06:18pm
USFS: Well continue to evaluate conditions for the possibility of reopening. In the meantime, we appreciate the publics help in keeping their National Forests safe!

SCM ALERT🚨
Sep 30 : 06:18pm
USFS: The San Bernardino National Forest is among the forests remaining closed at this time. We continue to experience very dry vegetation, worsening weather conditions, extreme behavior on recent/current fires and depleted firefighting resources due to activity nearby and up north [Click Here]

Metcalf Man
Sep 30 : 06:10pm
Polar Orbit, both resorts are done for the fall.

Benny ⭐
Sep 30 : 05:50pm
Pretty crazy, nice lil swarm. Over 20 3.0m since 4pm and 3 over 4.0m!

SCM ALERT🚨
Sep 30 : 05:46pm
DSTPRSN, according to the USGS the 4.6 below was revised to a 4.9. Did you feel that one? That is getting up there in size...

doo·hick·ey
Sep 30 : 05:44pm
Interesting Benny.
Hang on down there, crazy!


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