Lie Detector Robot
Socalman, Tue Mar 06 2018, 11:22PM

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner: …

Dad: Son, where were you today during school hours?

Son: At school
(robot slaps the son and he immediately changes his mind)

Okay, okay, I went to the movies!

Dad: Which one?

Son: The Black Panther
(robot slaps the son again!)

Okay Alright, I was watching porno.

Dad: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porno is!
(robot slaps dad)

Mom: Hahahahaha! After all he is your Son!
(robot gives Mom a hot dirty slap)