Riddles
Delj, Wed Dec 27 2017, 04:26PM
SOME MONTHS HAVE 31 DAYS, WHILE OTHERS HAVE 30. HOW MANY HAVE 28?
All 12 months of the year have 28 days in them!
SAY THE WORD “SILK” FIVE TIMES…
NOW, SPELL THE WORD “SILK” OUT LOUD. WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
They drink water, silly, not milk!
HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS DOES A 30-YEAR-OLD HAVE?
Only one!
IF A YELLOW HOUSE IS MADE OF YELLOW WALLS AND A GREEN HOUSE IS MADE OF GREEN WALLS, AND A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OF BLUE WALLS, AND A WHITE HOUSE IS MADE OF WHITE WALLS, THEN A RED GREENHOUSE IS MADE OF WHAT?
Did you answer “red walls”?
But surely you know that greenhouses are made of glass, right?
IN TEXAS, CAN YOU MARRY YOUR WIDOW’S SISTER?
It’s hard to get married when you’re dead!
IF, DURING A RACE, YOU PASS THE THIRD RUNNER, WHAT POSITION ARE YOU NOW IN?
In third, of course—because you took their place.
The second-place runner remains in second, and the person you passed ends up in fourth.
IN A DICTIONARY, WHAT WORD IS ALWAYS SPELLED INCORRECTLY?
Incorrectly, of course!
Re: Riddles
Socalman, Thu Dec 28 2017, 11:20AM
Delj, Wed Dec 27 2017, 04:26PM
SOME MONTHS HAVE 31 DAYS, WHILE OTHERS HAVE 30. HOW MANY HAVE 28?
All 12 months of the year have 28 days in them!
SAY THE WORD “SILK” FIVE TIMES…
NOW, SPELL THE WORD “SILK” OUT LOUD. WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
They drink water, silly, not milk!
HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS DOES A 30-YEAR-OLD HAVE?
Only one!
IF A YELLOW HOUSE IS MADE OF YELLOW WALLS AND A GREEN HOUSE IS MADE OF GREEN WALLS, AND A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OF BLUE WALLS, AND A WHITE HOUSE IS MADE OF WHITE WALLS, THEN A RED GREENHOUSE IS MADE OF WHAT?
Did you answer “red walls”?
But surely you know that greenhouses are made of glass, right?
IN TEXAS, CAN YOU MARRY YOUR WIDOW’S SISTER?
It’s hard to get married when you’re dead!
IF, DURING A RACE, YOU PASS THE THIRD RUNNER, WHAT POSITION ARE YOU NOW IN?
In third, of course—because you took their place.
The second-place runner remains in second, and the person you passed ends up in fourth.
IN A DICTIONARY, WHAT WORD IS ALWAYS SPELLED INCORRECTLY?
Incorrectly, of course!
Re: Riddles
Socalman, Thu Dec 28 2017, 11:20AM
