Bad British humor-NOT adult humor
Socalman, Tue Dec 26 2017, 08:38AM

Remember I sad these were bad, you have been warned!

Where do snowmen go to dance?

A. The snowball

Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?

A. He had nobody to go with

What do Santa's little helper's learn at school?

A. The elf-abet

Who is Santa afraid of?

A. The elf and safety commission

Why did the turkey cross the road?

A. To prove he wasn't chicken!