The rabbi and the priest
Socalman, Tue Feb 14 2017, 04:46PM

One day the local priest and rabbi were having their regular lunch together, The priest asked, "Have you actually ever tasted pork?"

The Rabbi said, "Yes, I have, on occasion. Now, I know you are supposed to be celibate, but..."

The priest interrupted, "Yes, I know what you are going to ask. When I was in high school...."

There was a moment of silence then the Rabbi said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"