So, this _______ walks into a bar and______.
Socalman, Sun Jan 22 2017, 09:47PM

So this ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sere food."
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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve your kind in here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not, I'm a fungi."
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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why the long face."

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A politician walks into a bar and all the other patrons walk out.



Re: So, this _______ walks into a bar and______.
MrOwl, Sun Jan 22 2017, 10:41PM

The weather is no joke

Re: So, this _______ walks into a bar and______.
Socalman, Mon Jan 23 2017, 05:47AM

A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Do you want a Longneck?" The giraffe says, "Do I have a choice?"