Questions to ponder
MrOwl, Mon Jan 09 2017, 10:56AM
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Re: Questions to ponder
NShore.Allen, Mon Jan 09 2017, 12:52PM
Park in a driveway but drive on a parkway always confused me..
Or. If it goes by ship it's called cargo, but if it goes by car, it's a shipment.
Re: Questions to ponder
MrOwl, Mon Jan 09 2017, 01:31PM
Nice additions.
Re: Questions to ponder
Craig ⭐, Mon Jan 09 2017, 09:14PM
Love em!! Thanks for sharing!
Re: Questions to ponder
Cap'n Crunch, Tue Jan 10 2017, 08:22AM
Here are a few apropos to SCM:
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
And for everyone who has become dissatisfied with the service at the Big Bear City Post Office:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . .write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
Re: Questions to ponder
NShore.Allen, Tue Jan 10 2017, 06:09PM
too funny.. but keep them coming
Re: Questions to ponder
MrOwl, Tue Jan 10 2017, 07:52PM
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Re: Questions to ponder
©ammy, Tue Jan 10 2017, 08:14PM
Those are good!
MrOwl, Mon Jan 09 2017, 10:56AM
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
Re: Questions to ponder
NShore.Allen, Mon Jan 09 2017, 12:52PM
Park in a driveway but drive on a parkway always confused me..
Or. If it goes by ship it's called cargo, but if it goes by car, it's a shipment.
Re: Questions to ponder
MrOwl, Mon Jan 09 2017, 01:31PM
Nice additions.
Re: Questions to ponder
Craig ⭐, Mon Jan 09 2017, 09:14PM
Love em!! Thanks for sharing!Re: Questions to ponder
Cap'n Crunch, Tue Jan 10 2017, 08:22AM
Here are a few apropos to SCM:
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
And for everyone who has become dissatisfied with the service at the Big Bear City Post Office:
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . .write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
Re: Questions to ponder
NShore.Allen, Tue Jan 10 2017, 06:09PM
too funny.. but keep them coming
Re: Questions to ponder
MrOwl, Tue Jan 10 2017, 07:52PM
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
Re: Questions to ponder
©ammy, Tue Jan 10 2017, 08:14PM
Those are good!