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Delj
Thu Nov 29 2018, 08:31PM Email Thread Print View
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The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly He was 75.

A dozen celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, The Hostess Twinkies, and the original Captain Crunch. The grave was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and served as a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough, and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.


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Polar Orbit
Thu Nov 29 2018, 09:26PM
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Really old, but still funny. Oldies can still RISE to the occasion.
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Delj
Thu Nov 29 2018, 10:02PM
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A good add-on! :^)

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MrOwl
Fri Nov 30 2018, 05:22AM

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Hope the family is rolling in dough.

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Delj
Fri Nov 30 2018, 09:55AM
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Keep it up and we'll rewrite the obituary!!!

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Fri Nov 30 2018, 10:31AM

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That's the yeast we can do.

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