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NShore.Allen
Fri Nov 23 2018, 10:00AM Email Thread Print View

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I was sitting on the sofa next to my wife who was eating and looking at her phone. My phone rang in the kitchen where I had it charging. I went to get it and it was a text from my wife "please bring the salt when you come back".

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Delj
Fri Nov 23 2018, 02:28PM
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AHA, someone smarter than the smartphone!!!

To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.
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...took me a second, but that's pretty funny!
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