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• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist

• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

• I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

• When chemists die, they barium.

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BBNona
May 26 : 11:24am
Red October is one of my all time favorite s and anything by Tom Clancy. I also like Vince Flynn and Michael Connelly, the Lincoln Lawyer author!!

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Simba is slightly bigger and more aggressive than the Cookster.

Lumber Jill ⭐
May 26 : 06:58am
If you look right now, Simba is closer to the camera. You can see Cookies grey shoulders. Also note that they are starting to help themselves to food

Lumber Jill ⭐
May 26 : 06:39am
For now, when they are sitting side-by-side, Simba appears darker because his feathers are a touch more developed. Cookie still has some grey down in his shoulders. But that will last only for maybe the next week.

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sparman
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Tom Clancy is a great writer. Any Vince Flynn fans out there?

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Benny ⭐
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Duh, a classic! Red October!

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One of my favorite movies, after this one ....
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Is Kookie the guy with the comb?

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