Current Weather @ 01:14 AM Clear skies Temp 38.8º Humidity 54% Winds WNW 4.0mph Max Gust 11.5mph
Todays Extremes High 40.2º Low 36.5º Rain 0.00" Rain Rate 0.000" per hr Snow 0.00" Season 86"
LATEST ALERTS (whats this?)

(Click alert for more info)
Welcome
Username:

Password:


Remember me

[ ]
[ ]
ROADS AND TRAFFIC
Updated: 01:00 AM v2.1
Big Bear to Highland (330): 45 mins  
Highland to Big Bear (330): 46 mins  
Big Bear to Redlands  (38): 68 mins  
Redlands to Big Bear  (38): 68 mins  
Big Bear to Lucerne    (18): 35 mins  
Lucerne to Big Bear    (18): 36 mins  
=Light  =Moderate  =Heavy Traffic
Road Conditions Page: Click Here
Online
Guests: 285, Members: 0 ...

most ever online: 1740
(Members: 37, Guests: 1703) on Feb 22 : 08:23am

Members: 5512
Newest member: ROBERT CRAIG
SUPPORT SCM!
Support SCM by making a single or recurring donation.

Member's Birthdays:
Happy Birthday to:

Birthday Cake
Judy


Upcoming Birthdays:
May 27 Olaf
May 27 Sarah Bear
May 28 skypros
May 28 angie4him
May 28 Richard
May 28 justOGkush
Forums
Socalmountains.com :: Forums :: JOKES & FUNNY/STUPID STORIES
<< Previous thread | Next thread >>   

Riddles

Author Post
Delj
Wed Dec 27 2017, 04:26PM Email Thread Print View
Registered Member #905
Joined: Fri Oct 05 2007, 10:18AM
:
Posts: 2048
SOME MONTHS HAVE 31 DAYS, WHILE OTHERS HAVE 30. HOW MANY HAVE 28?
All 12 months of the year have 28 days in them!

SAY THE WORD “SILK” FIVE TIMES…
NOW, SPELL THE WORD “SILK” OUT LOUD. WHAT DO COWS DRINK?
They drink water, silly, not milk!

HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS DOES A 30-YEAR-OLD HAVE?
Only one!

IF A YELLOW HOUSE IS MADE OF YELLOW WALLS AND A GREEN HOUSE IS MADE OF GREEN WALLS, AND A BLUE HOUSE IS MADE OF BLUE WALLS, AND A WHITE HOUSE IS MADE OF WHITE WALLS, THEN A RED GREENHOUSE IS MADE OF WHAT?

Did you answer “red walls”?
But surely you know that greenhouses are made of glass, right?

IN TEXAS, CAN YOU MARRY YOUR WIDOW’S SISTER?
It’s hard to get married when you’re dead!

IF, DURING A RACE, YOU PASS THE THIRD RUNNER, WHAT POSITION ARE YOU NOW IN?

In third, of course—because you took their place.
The second-place runner remains in second, and the person you passed ends up in fourth.

IN A DICTIONARY, WHAT WORD IS ALWAYS SPELLED INCORRECTLY?
Incorrectly, of course!


To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.
Back to top
Socalsnowman
Thu Dec 28 2017, 11:20AM

Socalman
Registered Member #228
Joined: Sun Dec 17 2006, 07:41AM
:
Posts: 3229

Back to top

Moderators: Craig ⭐, ©ammy ⭐, Lumber Jill ⭐, Mtngoat John⭐, Deb Doodah⭐, SCM ALERT🚨, Benny ⭐, Socalmountains Admin, ⚡WX ALERT⚡

Jump:     Back to top

Powered by e107 Forum System
Chatbox
You must be logged in to post comments on this site - please either log in or if you are not registered click here to signup


Cap'n Crunch
May 25 : 11:16pm
It's a tossup between Mitch Rapp and Jack Reacher for the best modern-day Paladin.

sparman
May 25 : 10:18pm
Tom Clancy is a great writer. Any Vince Flynn fans out there?

Hugereilly
May 25 : 10:16pm
"Be careful. Most things in here don't react well to bullets." Yeah-like me.
Jack Ryan

Benny ⭐
May 25 : 10:04pm
Duh, a classic! Red October!

IDKnothin
May 25 : 09:46pm
One of my favorite movies, after this one ....
“One ping only, please.”

sparman
May 25 : 09:12pm
BTW, the 5:52 movie reference was Patriot Games.
No takers...

sparman
May 25 : 08:55pm
77 Sunset Strip
Edd Byrnes!

Polar Orbit
May 25 : 08:37pm
Ten points for Charles!

Charles
May 25 : 08:10pm
Is Kookie the guy with the comb?

SCM ALERT🚨
May 25 : 07:58pm
First name: Oreo
Last name: Cookie

Polar Orbit
May 25 : 07:28pm
So Jack ultimately became Jackie, so can Cookie become Kookie, for those of you old enough to remember...

sparman
May 25 : 05:51pm
"That's me holding my temper Jimmy Boy."
What's the movie reference?

sparman
May 25 : 05:49pm
A BON FIRE in Lake Arrowhead. GET 'EM!
My money says they're VRBO...

SCM ALERT🚨
May 25 : 05:47pm
TYPE: TRAFFIC ACCIDENT AREA: BARTON FLATS MM29 STATE 38 - BFL MM29-STATE38 X UNITS: E98 ME283 MA282
More Info: Click Here
Live Scanner: Click Here

BootsNBridles
May 25 : 05:12pm
Agree- looked like Simba was saying goodbye!



(C)2002-2018 Socalmountains.com
All Rights Reserved
Privacy Policy Terms of Service
Contact Us

{THEMEDISCLAIMER}