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Delj
Sat Nov 25 2017, 09:41AM Email Thread Print View
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If flying at night and your single engine quits on you, glide to what could be a good spot to make an emergency landing. Turn on your headlights to see if it is a decent place for that landing. If it isn't a good place, turn the lights off.

Don't fly through clouds! Sometimes, they contains objects of metal or rock.

Remember that helicopters really can't fly! They are so ugly that the Earth just repels them!



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Delj
Mon Nov 27 2017, 04:32PM
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Remember that the propeller also serve the function of keeping the pilot cool! If you don't understand that, watch the pilot the next time the propeller stops turning during flight...watch the pilot begin to sweat!

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I'd rather not experience that

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Amen!

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Tulips aren't toxic. Daffodils are. I plant them whenever the companies ship them to me. I think it's Oct.

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IDKnothin for our zone, usually in early to mid October

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