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MrOwl
Mon Jan 09 2017, 10:56AM Email Thread Print View

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Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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NShore.Allen
Mon Jan 09 2017, 12:52PM

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Park in a driveway but drive on a parkway always confused me..

Or. If it goes by ship it's called cargo, but if it goes by car, it's a shipment.

A smile is a curve that can set things a lot of things straight
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MrOwl
Mon Jan 09 2017, 01:31PM

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Nice additions.

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Craig ⭐
Mon Jan 09 2017, 09:14PM

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Love em!! Thanks for sharing!

Winter can leave now... Lets try to get above 50 degrees???
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Cap'n Crunch
Tue Jan 10 2017, 08:22AM

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Here are a few apropos to SCM:

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

And for everyone who has become dissatisfied with the service at the Big Bear City Post Office:

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . .write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?





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NShore.Allen
Tue Jan 10 2017, 06:09PM

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too funny.. but keep them coming

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MrOwl
Tue Jan 10 2017, 07:52PM

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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

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Those are good!
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Missouri Sunni
May 23 : 02:42pm
Wow. We've just got tornados, hail, heavy rain and floods. Kind of fun to all get in the Big Guy's Mancave and watch the weather channel. Just 60 miles from us the state capital Jefferson City had a really bad tornado and killed 3 people. They are facing another one as I write.

NShore.Allen
May 23 : 02:23pm
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BootsNBridles
May 23 : 11:12am
Very strange driving up the mountain last night in heavy snow. At the end of May. Thank heavens it wasn't sticking.

Carter
May 23 : 11:10am
Nevermind! me being gullible again.

Carter
May 23 : 10:48am


Carter
May 23 : 10:48am
Idyllwild got 5 inches, but in BB, no snow for most. :9(

LoveTheView
May 23 : 10:37am
Daffodils were great this year, just gone about a week ago. Planted them in the fall, divided among all kinds of other plants. I think they help keep the gophers away (well, I hope).

Lumber Jill ⭐
May 23 : 10:37am
I stand corrected. Apparently tulips are mildly toxic.

Lumber Jill ⭐
May 23 : 10:33am
Tulips aren't toxic. Daffodils are. I plant them whenever the companies ship them to me. I think it's Oct.

ChillyBeans
May 23 : 10:29am
IDKnothin for our zone, usually in early to mid October

IDKnothin
May 23 : 10:25am
I was thinking more in line with the toxic tulip.

IDKnothin
May 23 : 10:24am
(I just discovered Joker is a bulb - hah, I didn’t know)

IDKnothin
May 23 : 10:22am
Back to the bulb planting time line ...
In the fall - when would you stick those jokers in the ground?
Anyone ??

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