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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS

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Delj

Sun Feb 12 2012, 04:26PM

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had
been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales
guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would
pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so
I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.

To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell.

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Lumbe® Jill
May 18 : 09:37pm

I think she meant Odens project

LA2BB
May 18 : 08:15pm

So sad to hear about the discovery of a body near Crystal Mountain.

LA2BB
May 18 : 08:13pm

What's the Odense project? The town in Denmark?

Debbie Doodah
May 18 : 07:40pm

I see Odense project is in full swing.

Debbie Doodah
May 18 : 07:39pm

Not bad down here at all.

melmorial
May 18 : 07:06pm

nope no where near what it will be next weekend

Lumbe® Jill
May 18 : 06:44pm

It probably isn't as busy as it will be next weekend!

Debbie Doodah
May 18 : 06:43pm

then the village it is

melmorial
May 18 : 06:43pm

brisk not crazy..

Debbie Doodah
May 18 : 06:40pm

Thanks Mel. We will avoid the village then

melmorial
May 18 : 06:40pm

i think you'll be ok..

melmorial
May 18 : 06:39pm

it was brisk when i was down there a little bit ago

Debbie Doodah
May 18 : 06:37pm

Is the village really busy this weekend?
We need dinner and thought if it was quiet in town we would try something there.

BootsNBridles
May 18 : 06:04pm

Is her son's last name the same as his mom's? Just wondering if we also know him.

***SCM ALERT***
May 18 : 05:41pm

TYPE: TRAFFIC INCIDENT
AREA: LAKE ARROWHEAD
UNITS: ME94 ME92 MA94
N GRASS VALLEY RD GOLF COURSE RD - LAA X 2 -3 EH TC BLKING RD WAY - CHP ER,200,LAA, BDC _1327910 SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY.,

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